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After I graduated from Rollins, I promised myself I’d do nothing until my trip to Paris. I needed a break. An opportunity to get back to life after being locked in my room for months. During this short span of time, I realized I must always do something, otherwise I am lost. So I finished an article for a magazine, watched a ton of TV, started some summer reading, and begun a new project  (I’ll give you a hint, it has something to do with books). For the most part though, I got the rest I needed. I didn’t write at all, except for paying my overdue bills. Then I went to Paris and caught a bug.

On the streets, just outside my hotel, I blogged about my journey. Something I’ve never really done. This is how it went:

ENTRY#1

We’ve arrived!

June 14, 2009
Last night a majority of the MLS’ers got together for a few drinks at little cafe in front of the Pantheon. Everyone seems to have made it safely with their own little traveling horror stories. My flight wasn’t too bad, although we were delayed on the runway twice on the way over, once for mechanical reasons and then another time because of a storm. It wasn’t anything Ambien couldn’t fix.

As for my journey thus far, I arrived in Paris, Friday, at six in the morning, and made it to the hotel shortly after. Immediately, we started exploring. Here are some things I discovered within the first day: the coffee is delicious, as well as the French onion soup and bread. I cannot speak French very well (and by very well I mean not at all) and therefore I tend to smile a lot–it gets me absolutely no where. The French smoke and sit around chatting a lot, about what? I don’t know. Like I said, I can’t understand a thing here. I might try speaking Spanish soon, perhaps I’ll have better luck connecting. The French also frown upon air conditioning or anything that makes the body comfortable, like soft beds and big pillows (no lie, my pillow–the one courtesy of the hotel–was like a small bag of tortillas. I’ve bought a much bigger one since then). Paris is not the most accessible city in the world but I’m sure it’s not the worse either. Parts of it remind me of New York, except for it seems I am the only wheelchair person here. Strangely, no one pays any mind to it (in America everyone wants to know my business). What’s devastating is the amount of things I forgot to bring with me on this trip, including my wheelchair charger that is currently in route via UPS thanks to my roommate, Sam, who I now owe coffee for life. I’m only two energy bars down now, let’s hope I can go the distance today.
Yesterday was quite the experience. My parents and I ventured all over Paris. The more we dug into the city the more scenic things we found. We did make it to the Eiffel Tower (and skipped to the front of a three hour wait to the top). We also rode up and down the Sienne River in a water taxi, partly because we wanted to, partly because only two of the stops didn’t have a million steps to climb after getting off the boat (something we found out the hard way). Regardless of all the challenges that come along with being in unknown territory, we took a ton of amazing pictures, enjoyed the cafes along the way and have had an amazing experience thus far, minus getting hosed by two Frenchies (one young girl pretended to find a gold ring and gave it to us in exchange for a few Euros. “Coka-cola?” she begged. We didn’t want the ring, nor to give her the money but it all happened so fast that we obliged. Immediately, we knew we had been had. By the time we arrived at the boat, an hour later, my step-dad’s finger turned green (he’d only put it there to carry it). In fact, twenty-four hours later it’s still green and I’m not sure the stain will ever go away… so funny. Then last night, we were had again. The waiter pulled the ole’ “The French hate the Americans because they never tip” sob story that eventually led my step-father to gratuitously over pay for dinner last night. Bless him for trying).
It’s all a learning experience. We’re having fun discovering new grounds and making mistakes along the way. Our first class dinner is tonight. For now, I’m headed on a bus tour to go see more of Paris. Bye for now.  jana.

PS. Ginny is having a hard time finding internet service but she wants to post pictures so stay tuned…

ENTRY #2

Power Failure
June 16, 2009

Just a short stroll outside my hotel room door, there is a spot. It’s not inside the hotel actually, but just outside. My hotel room, located on the first floor, shares space with a Hotel Bresil employee that hides behind a wooden counter, a handful of mix and match, rickety wooden tables and their chairs, and a very small chandelier made of five bulbs, one crystal dangling ball, and a safety pin that keeps the parts together. Just two steps to the right of my door, outside the sliding glass door, on the sidewalk and to the left about one hundred paces is my spot. There the sun waits for me.

For the past few days, I have sat there every morning reading or writing. Today was unlike any of the other days because it rained. Consequently, my vacation has taken a new turn. I’m returning home Wednesday, three days earlier than I had originally planned. Before I explain why, I must tell you about my day yesterday. My parents and I took a private bus tour (Okay so it was a wheelchair accessible van, but in Paris it could be called a bus. The cars are miniscule here) to the other side of the Sienne River where there are more monuments, gardens, and structures the same. On the other side, The Ritz, the most expensive street in Paris, shoppers and tourists thrive. In the Latin Quarter, where our hotel is, there are rows of bookstores and locals lingering. It’s much more quite. I prefer it there.

On the tour, our driver took us to Sacre Couer, which is a church on top of a hill that overlooks most of Paris. On the weekends and in between the alley street ways, a square block of artists gather and paint Paris for the gaggles of tourists herding the streets. One artist used neon paint, another mimicked impressionism, the artist I bought a piece of work from added newspaper to her background. It would have been a beautiful little town if it weren’t for people like me hovering around. The picture takers, all of us, sucked the life out of that little village, but I suppose it had been allowed because at the same time we gave life to the local talent. It was all an exchange—our picture for theirs. What I hated was the cobblestone street. It sent me bouncing like a child in a stroller. The church, like every other building in Paris, was meticulous, a perfect sculpture. While my parents climbed the stairs inside of the temple, a woman approached me. “Are you a veteran?” she asked. “Absolutely not,” I answered. This led to a conversation about disability that was followed by the airing of her dirty laundry. The ring lady had scammed her too. Well she wasn’t scammed exactly, but this man she had breakfast with, who in no way was related to the woman she was traveling with that stood her up two days ago for saying the word “pissed” and dressing like an American, had been. He didn’t fall for it and she was military. She wasn’t scared to be touring Paris alone, although I sensed otherwise.

Next, we visited the cemetery where Oscar Wilde and Jim Morrison are buried. The cobblestone made it absolutely impossible for me to see those particular gravesites, but those buried around them seemed to be just as important. I could only tell that from the picture I was shown, no one seemed to want to take care of his grave. My step-dad saw a man take three puffs of his joint before he threw it on top of the site in homage. Finally, we made it to the class dinner. The place was just two blocks from our hotel, yet I hadn’t seen it before. That’s thing with Paris, you can walk the same streets again and again and it feels different every time. There is always more to see. At dinner, we ate roast, drank wine, then ate chocolate mousse and not necessarily in that order. Afterwards, Ginny, Ilana, my parents and I made an impromptu Internet café in front of my hotel because it has free Wi-Fi. This blogging session has been one of my favorite memories of Paris and I can’t explain why. I’m usually not one to blog on vacation, but there is something about roaming the streets of Paris that makes me want to write. The wine certainly is encouraging.

So back to why I’m leaving this magnificent place. Within four minutes of my wheelchair charger arriving today it blew up. It wasn’t an explosion of fire but more like the ignition of a smoke bomb. That’s apparently what happens when you plug American electronics into French outlets, even with converters.  Since we’ve arrived in France, we’ve blown two converters, a wheelchair charger, a blow dryer, a curling iron and possibly a hair straightener.  Still, my mother refuses to give up on her hair. She doesn’t understand the difference in electricity between the two countries. Since no one can explain it to her (in a language she can understand), she refuses to give up. So patiently we’ve endured one mini-explosion after the other.  The smoking charger, however, was the final straw for me. Well, almost.  The rain shorting out my chair was pretty much what made me decide to change our flights home.

The rain. ugh. Not only could I not go to my spot, it commanded more time for our hike to the Louvre. Since a handicapped taxicab ride in Paris nearly cost $200, we walk/roll everywhere. This has contributed to my short battery-life left, which has become quite the concern considering my charger blew up. With hopes of finding a French charger, my step-dad stayed behind while my Mom and I started our trek across Paris to the Louvre, in the rain. Three blocks into our journey, we were saturated. I also noticed my wheelchair computer screen flashing, back and forth, on then off. Not being able to use my chair because of a dead battery is one thing. Having a broken wheelchair in a foreign country is another. So we turned around and headed back to the hotel, where my chair decided to end its life. Lucky for me, it resuscitated itself a few hours later. It was in between this time that we rebooked our flights home.  (We were just going to take the Eurostar to England for the last couple of days, but I’ll save that for another trip.)

Since doing that, we found a French charger that works (it was a 12 mile bike ride away). We’ve gone to a lovely French Restaurant with authentic cuisine. I’ve met up with my school pals for drinks, and life in Paris is restored and exceptionally good again. We’re hitting up the museums tomorrow, and then saying our good byes. My mom is looking forward to having good hair again.

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